Say it like you mean it.

fruitcakesz:

i’ve never broken a bone or gotten stitches
i think that says something about my personality

same

More specifically, I think it says you need to be more adventurous and take more risks. Life is too short to play it safe.

The Hardest Decision of my Childhood.

Reblog if you’re touching an apple product right now.

imanacobian:

two actually

majikkumagic:

DINKLEBUUUUUURG

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

my name is daniel…

…and i enjoy leaving my tumblr account logged in on other people’s devices that make me susceptible to random postings.

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I don’t like being asked to make decisions.

tumblr-funniest:

Where do you want to eat?

Where do you want to go?

“I have no idea.”

What do you want to do?

“What do you want to do?”

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